The Sagal Zone

• Cold weather that would freeze your ears... sucks...
• When a bus arrives at the bus stop at 8:25, while I arrive at that same bus stop at 8:26...
• Getting disconnected from the internet...all of a sudden...
• People who commit to something, and then all of a sudden back out...WTF?!?! (By this I mean someone, and I hope that someone is reading this...)
• Call Waiting...
• Speeding Cameras; mashee 3aadeeee, o raheee, mara wa7da, ORANGE FLASH ib wayhee, WTF?!?!? (Especially Camerat il '6a7ya, the one in the small grey car...)
• Cops...
• USB wires, I try to stick the USB in the port, but it wont go in, I flip it over, so that the barrier in the port matches the one in the wire, I try to put it in, but it wont give, then I flip it over again, and it fits easily. YAKHEE DISH MIN AWAL SHAY O KHALI9NEE, LAISH KIL HAL TA3AB YA3NEE???? 
• Gravity; why do things always have to keep falling down...?
• The Power Sockets with 2 heads comin out of it, ta3al dakhil il qalam bil fat7a il thaltha 3ashan il athnayn illy ta7at yift7ooon, o yinkisir il qalam, o ba3dain u finally give up and just push the power socket in till u break the plastic barrier WTF?!?!??! MAKE ALL POWER SOCKETS THREE HEADED THINGS YA3NEE!!!.
• A runny nose….widee ashla3 '7ashmee when that happens…
• 5, 10, and 20 fils coins….NO POINT IN HAVING THEM!
• Windows XP error messages that keep on popping up, even after you format your computer 17 times.
• Floppy Disk drives when they make those robotic noises for like 15 minutes, and a message finally pops up, saying that the drive cannot read the disk.
• Pencils with no erasers on the opposite end...
• In my wallet, I have a quarter Dinar bill, and a five Dinar bill,  no coins, nothing else…what I have to buy costs like a freakin' 275 fils I DON’T WANT TO CHANGE THE 5 DINAR FOR 25 FILS….this is where I would need the 5, 10, and 20 fils coins that I do not like...
• Things that cost like KD 1.270, KD 9.980, KD 0.235…WTF?!?!? YOU EITHER ROUND UP OR DOWN YOU BASTARDS!! If I buy something with this price, I end up with the 5, 10, and 20 fils that I hate so much.
• Not having exact change…
• Slow thinking, acting, responding, and answering, are things that REALLY TICK ME OFF!!!
• People who drive and do not signal when they're about to turn ARGHH!!
• Irony
• People who don't stand up for themselves. It's like: Why the f**k are you living?
• When you fill your gas tank, and the next day it's somehow empty.
• People who think they're funny…it's like:  ha ha
• ---More to come as I keep on getting ticked off everyday…

·      Daddy Yankee feat. Al-Qa3eda Unit; Reggeaton Jihad 

 Lil John feat. Bin Laden; Get Low (or you’ll get shot)

·        David Banner feat. Saddam Hussein: Play with your country (Play Remix by DJ Scud Storm)

·        J-Unit (Jihad Unit); J J J J Jayyy Uniiiit

·        50 Cent feat. Father Mus3ab Al-Zarkawi; We Blew It

·        Missy Elliot feat. Saddam Hussein; Lose Control (of your country)

·        Jay-Z feat Bin Laden; I Was in-charge

·        Lil' Kim feat. Saddam Hussein; Busted

·        G-Unit feat. Hitler; Where Are All The Jews? (no offense)

·        Ja-Rule feat. Napoleon; 2 Short 2 Rule

·        Beyonce feat. Al-Qaeda; This Is How We Blew It

·        Will Smith feat. Bin-laden; KABOOM!

·        Elton John feat. Al-Zargawi; Heavenly Jihad

·        50 Cent feat. Bin-Laden; Most Wanted

·        G-Unit feat. Saddam Hussein; Can't get to me

·        Lloyd Banks feat. Al-Qaeda Unit; Who's Laughin Now?

·        2pac feat. Odey and Lo`ay Hussein; Dead and Gone…

• --During the holy month of Ramadhan only: Super Size your meal and get a free Klashankov Rifle (Ammo not included)
• --A limited time offer: With every kid's meal, you get 4 pounds of C4 exposives FOR FREE!
• McBomb Fillet
• Spicy McFlamethrower
• Sniper McSalad
• McJihad Sandwich
• Bullet McNuggets
• Sweet and Sour Scud Sauce
• Honey-Mustard Gas
• McBastard (For terrorists only)
• Jihad custard pie (Heavenly taste)
• McDie (suicidal muffin)----thanx A.S.S.
• McHeaven (Jihaders only)
• …more meals to come, watch out.

…and McDonald's all over the world:

·        McDonald's in Asia: McChicken (Eat now, Die tomorrow)

·        McDonald's in India: McRooster (Fight for the best)

·        McDonald's In Kuwait: McWasta (We Guarantee U Nothing)

·        McDonald's In KSA: McStealMe (And Get Your Hands Cut Off!)

·        McDonald's In Iran: McNukeMe (And Die!)

·        McDonald's In Russia: McCommunist (Convert...Our Way!)

·        McDonald's in China: McBillion (More food leads to more people)

jbiMcDonald's in Antarctica: McFreeze (Special Penguin Burgers)

• Why do you need to know why I've been to Iran?
• If you "happen" to be carrying a book titled 'How to build bombs', do not ask: Have you read this book?
• Can I have my Visa on September 11th?
• Pointing to gun: "How do I fix this feed jam?"
• 'Sup Homey...?
• Why do you need to know that?
• Can I bring my gun in with me?
• Do I look suspicious?
• Don't you think terrorists are cool?
• "Do I really have to answer that question?"
• If asked: "Sir do you have anything metallic on your person?" Do not reply by saying "Does this gun count?"
• Any airplanes come around here lately?
• Is that a real gun?
• Will that X-Ray machine see through this plastic box that I have in my hands?
• Do you like my beard?
• Do you like Muslims?
• At the Visa Interview Window: "Will I be thoroughly searched in the U.S. airports?"
• Pointing to a magazine: "Is this sniper model any good?" (thanx 'irony')
• Where can I put my gun?
• Have you ever sniffed Anthrax?
• Why do you need my name?
• ...and last but not least, my favorite: Is this/that glass bulletproof?
• ---No offense to anybody, person, or thing...